Jim Brown's Song | Written by Lane 316
Jim Brown walks in with a Rubicon rumble, Black Jeep shining like “don’t ever stumble.” Dot-Net king with a code-clean crown, That’s the hardest-working IT man around.
PBandJ — that’s him and his bride, Two letters locked tight, riding side-by-side. KU blue stitched bold in every thread, 3D prints and hoops pride spread.
They call him James Brown at the new workplace, But he just laughs with a grin on his face. “Let’s fix this bug,” he says real smooth, Then the whole system snaps back into groove.
CHORUS (catchy chant): Ohhh Jim Brown — it feels good! (Yeah he knew that it would!) When the code breaks down — he feels good! (Yeah he knew that it would!) From the Jeep to the screen, everything runs clean, Jim Brown in the house — IT machine!
IT CHANT (repeatable): Fix it — ship it — lock it down! Jim Brown! Jim Brown! Patch it — push it — spin it around! Jim Brown! Jim Brown! Type it — test it — never back down! Jim Brown! Jim Brown!
BRIDGE: From jimbrown.net to the office floor, He’s the guy you call when you need one more. One more fix, one more save, one more win — Jim Brown brings the groove again.
FINAL HOOK: Ohhh Jim Brown — it feels good! (Yeah he knew that it would!) Every bug he crushes, every line he rewrites, Turns the whole IT world into flashing lights.
